When you need to get in to the holly, jolly spirit, enjoy a few of our Christmas jokes for a good chuckle. 

Q:  What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

A:  Rude-olph.

Q:  Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?  

A:  Because he has private elf care.  

Q:  What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A:  The Christmas alphabet has No-el’s.  

Q:  How do you know when Santa’s around?

A:  You can always sense his presents.  

Q:  What do you call a broke Santa?  

A:  Saint Nickel-less.  

Q:  How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

A:  Fleece Navidad.

Q:  What does an elf study in school?

A:  The elf-abet.  

Q:  What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?

A:  The Who!

Q:  What happened to Miles when he stole the Advent Calendar?

A:  He got 25 days.  

Q:  What is Santa’s favorite detergent?

A:  Yule-Tide.

Q:  How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh the day after Christmas during Covid?

A:  They use Santa-tizer.  

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