When you need to get in to the holly, jolly spirit, enjoy a few of our Christmas jokes for a good chuckle.
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
A: Because he has private elf care.
Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has No-el’s.
Q: How do you know when Santa’s around?
A: You can always sense his presents.
Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad.
Q: What does an elf study in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?
A: The Who!
Q: What happened to Miles when he stole the Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days.
Q: What is Santa’s favorite detergent?
A: Yule-Tide.
Q: How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh the day after Christmas during Covid?
A: They use Santa-tizer.
